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What movies have not aged well?

10.06.2025 01:02

What movies have not aged well?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

What can melt your heart?

A View to a Kill

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Moonraker

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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Why does Russia and many parts of Eastern Europe strangely have a high percentage of female doctors and physicians (~70%)?

From Russia With Love

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-”Ah so!”

What does it feel like to "lose your looks" to age?

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

How do Flat Earthers explain time zones?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

The Man with the Golden Gun

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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-J W Pepper

Octopussy

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Goldfinger

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Live and Let Die

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Dr No

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-All the bad guys are black.

You Only Live Twice

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?